Victoria Beckham topped Mr. Blackwell's 48th Annual Worst Dressed List -- because for whatever reason, the fashion criticisms and musings of a 90 year old gay man are still culturally relevant. The top five:

5.) Kelly Clarkson: "Her heavenly voice soars above the rest... but those belly-baring bombs are hellish at best! She may be the queen of 'Pro-Active' - but that wardrobe looks downright radioactive!"

4.) Fergie: "Another style-free 'Fergie' in fashion's hall of shame? Yes, when it comes to couture chaos, guess it's all in a name!"

3.) Mary Kate Olsen: "YIKES! In layers of cut-rate kitsch, Mary Kate's look is hard to explain... she resembles a tattered toothpick-trapped in a hurricane!"

2.) Amy Winehouse: "Exploding beehives above…tacky polka-dots below... she's part 50's car-hop horror."

1.) Victoria Beckham: "Forget the fashion spice - wearing a skirt would suffice! In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty posh can really wreck-em."

Well done, sir. You know what will never go out of style? Puns and rhyming. You gotta keep that shit fresh, to resonate with the younger generation and all. Because if there's one thing kids always love, it's a good pun.