Alright, I know I've kinda been inundating up in this bitch with "Katie Holmes is an Idiot" stories all week, but she just makes it so damn easy! At a Glamour Magazine event on Thursday, Holmes told People that Suri is a "strong woman." Yes, that's right. Katie Holmes thinks that her baby who isn't even two yet is a strong motherfucking woman. Oh, but wait -- there's more!

"I'm very proud of her," the 29-year-old actress added to PEOPLE at Thursday's Glamour magazine kickoff event for V-Day's 10th Anniversary. "She's actually teaching me a lot - probably more than I'm teaching her."

The Mad Money star said she attended the event to support friends Eve Ensler and Paula Wagner - but she couldn't help singing the praises of her talented toddler. "She's very smart and strong," Holmes concluded. "And really magical."

Does anyone else need more of proof that this kid is Scientology's version of the Dalai Lama? Because this takes things a little past "proud mother" and lands squarely in the realm of "I worship my child, the second coming of L. Ron Hubbard." I wouldn't be surprised if Will Smith was on his knees at this very moment, bowing down to the altar of Suri's bronzed shit.