Winner

lohan_0104.jpgOkay, who's the big winner of their office pool for having money down on 88 as the number of days it would take for Lindsay Lohan to publicly fall off the wagon after rehab? I just missed it with 79. Of course, I also had odds that it would be "Blow; off a hooker's tits in the bathroom of Pure" -- but that wily Lohan had to go classing it up by making it "Champagne; straight out of the bottle in a nightclub in Capri." It's okay though. I've got double or nothing on her next DUI and I'm totally going to win my money back -- just wait!

Winner: A person or thing that wins something; an individual who is a success or is likely to be successful. Antonym: Lindsay Lohan.