It's the strangest thing. I've suddenly got the strongest craving for a steaming hot mug of Orange Pekoe. Some Earl Grey, perhaps? Or a nice Blueberry Oolong would surely hit the spot.
Now if I could only knew where to find a teabag... Anyone?
Teabag: Slang for scrotum, or the act of placing ones scrotum into the open mouth of another person.