Stud

billingsley_0129.jpgStud: Noun. A man thought to be very active sexually or regarded as a good sexual partner.

Well, well, well! And just who is this delicious looking stud? I don't believe we've met honey, so maybe you'd like to come back to my place and slide between two giant pieces of ciabatta bread while I slather you in chipotle sauce?

Wait, your name is Peter Billingsley, you say? Oh dear lord, it's "Ralphie" from A Christmas Story. No! Bad thoughts! Naughty thoughts!

Hmm... Then again, maybe just a little chipotle wouldn't hurt. Would it? Still got that giant bunny outfit? Yeah, you might want to bring that along, too.