Britney has officially become a parody of a caricature of a parody of herself. (Yeeeah!)

Name that Sweaty, Heaving Chest? (Fatback and Collards)

Nothing -- and I mean nothing -- beats Ducks on an Escalator. (College Humor)

Jennifer Garner won't have a problem hearing you. (Celebrity Smack)

Quentin Tarantino goes apeshit, then maintains cool at Sundance. (Cityrag)

Michael Lohan is gonna kick some coke-dealing ass. And then he'll probably swipe the stash. (Celeb Warship)

Ashton and Shia share a bromantic evening together. (Jaunted)

Michael Showalter rhapsodizes about the future of shampoo. (Comedy Central Insider)

Warner Herzog's terminally odd, unusual Stroszek reviewed. (All Movie Blog)