Tom Cruise gets manhandled -- or, "girlhandled" anyway, by Queen Latifah. (Agent Bedhead)

Hey look, it's everyone's favorite myspace slut, Tila Tequila! (usemycomputer)

Paula Abdul intends to perform at the -- wait for it -- Superbowl. Thank you, Jesus! (Yeeeah!)

Zac Efron kisses like a fucking girl! (The Blemish)

Awww, Tom Hanks is still pretty damn cute. (cityrag)

Britney and her Skankarazzi flee to Mexico. (IDLYITW)

Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Rosie O’Donnell are moving forward with peace negotiations. (Ayyyy!)

Anyone catch "Celebrity Rehab: with Dr. Drew!" last night? It's addictalicious! (Pajiba)