I can't even keep up with all of Britney's shit anymore so I may as well leave it to a specialist in the gossip field. (Yeeeah!)

Aww. "That Dude Who Points" looks like the perfect guy for Linds! (CelebWarship)

And speaking of dudes, who the hell is this dude? (Evil Beet)

Avril Lavigne with her stupid pink hair in a stupid pink bikini. (The Blemish)

Jessica Alba conceals her bump with a shitload of ruching. (usemycomputer)

Denise Richards sucked at being a Bond Girl as much as she sucked at picking out a husband. (Agent Bedhead)

If a dude had that much money, wouldn't he also to be to afford a younger and prettier wife than Paula Abdul? (Celebitchy)

I think Tom Petty is totally prettier than Mischa Barton. (Ayyyy!)

Mmm... Hot, buttered Gosling. (Wendy Wayrad)