Nothing is safe from the Firecrotch, and it's super-sucky gravitational pull is specially attracted to Italian men. (Yeeeah!)

Halle Berry: Pregnant and stunning. No kidding. (Evil Beet)

For anyone who doesn't thing that Maggie Gyllenhaal is ridiculously sexy, you just haven't seen her holding cold hard steel yet. (usemycomputer)

Hey! Remember that time Britney Spears kissed Madonna and the whole world went into some sort of epileptic shock? Good times. (IDLYITW)

Plastic Surgery Party Painting. (Pretty On the Outside)

Drew Barrymore is trying to coax Justin "The Mac Guy" Long into months-long wedded bliss. (Celebitchy)

Who knew? You can make some extra scratch these days by sniffing cow pies! (poponthepop)

Mariah Carey wants a machine to do her talking for her because that way, when the robots arrive to destroy the Earth, she can pretend to be one of them. (The Blemish)