Although Jessica Simpson was nowhere to be found in Texas Stadium on Sunday, clearly her spirit was, as Tony Romo and the Dallas Cowboys shat the bed against the woeful New York Giants, losing 21-17. But rather than blame Jessica for the loss, let's give a little credit to the New York Giants, who had this guy at quarterback.

Feel better, Tony? You just got beat by a guy who can't hold his Michelob. Way to shit the bed, big guy.

(Condolences to IDLYITW's Jenny, who probably won't get out of bed today.)