Homewrecker. Noun. One who comes into your life and messes everything up. They steal
boyfriends/girlfriend, ruin relationships, destroy friendships, and kill pets.Guess who's getting around Park City this week? Uh huh. Word out of Sundance is that Elle Fanning has put Paris Hilton to motherfucking shame. Promiscuous doesn't even
begin to describe it. She has been getting her freak
on, folks. In fact, I heard from a reliable source just this morning that indie darling Sam Rockwell and Jaret Leto have come to blows over her, and that she's broken up the marriage of Peter Sarsgsard and Maggie Gyllenhaal, who had to be pulled off of Elle last night by Jack Black when Maggie began ripping at Elle's hair and screaming, "Come back here! I will kill you, you little
homewrecker!"


Dustin, PLEASE. This is a child. Be kind. If you want to abuse the adults who have F-ed up their lives, that's one thing, but give the kid a break. This is just hurtful.
I'm glad to see Elle doesnt have horrible deformed little stub teeth like Dakota.
Oh and while not exactly comedy gold, this post doesnt actually hurt anyone.
Heigl!