Mullet

kitt2007.jpgIs it just me, or could the Hoff's Trans-Am kick the holy shit out of the new Knight Rider car? Solar powered. Metallic paint. Xenon Headlights. Voice-activated GPS? Man, there's a car that gets its fair share of wedgies in the junkyard playground. There's only one thing you need to know about the Knight Rider car: Does it rock out with its kawk out? The original Trans-Am was the perfect car for the show -- the automotive version of mullet: Party in the front, I'm Gonna Fuck You Up in the back. I don't care if the new car does have 550 horsepower, those new Mustangs are lilly-lovin' momma's boys. The first time it gets caught in an 18-wheelers headwind, it's gonna crumple.

knight_rider.jpgCheck out the teaser trailer for the new Knight Rider, after the jump.



Mullet: Also known as Business in the front, Party in the back. May also be called a Tennesee Waterfall. Rarely spotted in the wild, there are several specimens to be found captive in trailer parks.



5 Comments


Agent Scully said:

YOu need to check out the car from Tesla Motors. Now there's a car worthy of a post!


BarbadoSlim said:

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Why didn't they just go for a Miata?


FrothyWalrus said:

I don't know where you got that picture, but that's not a Mustang...


BarbadoSlim said:

Walrus is right, that's a picture of the Pontiac version of Project Runway's Tim Gunn's car (Pontiac Solstice/Saturn Sky Roadster) unacceptable for Knight Rider. The Mustang is also unacceptable. Hell, I drive a 5.0 and I KNOW KR needs to be a GM product.


Vermillion said:

One word: Thundercougarfalconbird.