By now you're probably all aware that Britney Spears didn't show up for her huge custody hearing that would determine whether she'd ever see her kids again and yada, yada. So when she gets to see her boys again is anybody's game. But the big question on my mind is: exactly how much did Kevin Federline pay off the courtroom sketch artists? Because these sketches are what I'd guess K Fed fancies to picture himself like in his head -- all gallant and sophisticated -- very Cary Grant, if you will. But unfortunately, we all know damn well what K Fed really looks like, and that is a mohawked ferret with a vadge beard.