Kristen Bell, who is dating Dax Shepard, doesn't seem particularly proud of her relationship with him, as she demanded that organizers of a New Year's Eve party in Miami could "put either her or Dax on the party announcements - but not both of them." And you know what? Who could blame her? I mean, Dax Shepard will always be known as that goofy dude from "Punk'd"; I'm not sure that I'd want to advertise my relationship with the guy, either.

But, Kristen: I don't mean to be a wet blanket, but it's not like you're tremendously fetch, either. I mean, outside of the "Veronica Mars" fanboy universe, you've got pretty limited appeal. I'm not trying to be an ass or anything, but I suspect that the organizers behind most parties don't give a shit whether you bring Dax Shepard or not -- if they had their druthers, they'd probably just put "Kristen Bell & Bikini" on their party announcements, because therein lies your real drawing power.