In things you never wanted to know, Katherine Heigl opens up in Cosmo about her sex life with now husband Josh Kelley:

“Our sex life has always been phenomenal, but I think it is 10 times better than it was. We understand each other better. It’s just a whole different ball game . . . You feel sheltered in the moment, whether you’re being wild and crazy and you’re doing your striptease or it’s just more mellow.”

Oh, wow. Can you imagine what it's like to sleep with Skank Cancer: Ecdysiast (cue sound effects)? She'd be rocking the pelvis while staring into a full-size mirror built into the headboard while screaming her own name and danging a lit American Spirit over her blindfolded husband. The bed would be covered in her own magazine covers. "Fuck me, Katy. Fuck me, Katy!" she'd scream while riding topless, holding up a WGA picket sign, and simultaneously posing for the tabloids. And ... scene.

Naturally, for her sex-scene photo shoot, she'd also cross her arms over her chest, you know, because she's a feminist.