Here is a lovely image to be forever burned into your brain -- Tailor Made devouring new York's face like a boa constrictor eating a live hog. When I was in the tenth grade, I actually had a boyfriend who kissed like that. Although, in my defense, he was on the wrestling team and had his very own car. But it's OK to have lowered standards when you don't need your parents to drive you to the mall. Or apparently, when you've been a reality dating show contestant four times.