For the uninitiated / unindoctrinated 15-year-old Destiny Hope "Miley" Cyrus, Miley Stewart, and Hannah Montana are all the same person, and her/their Dad/Manager is Billy Ray Cyrus / Robbie Stewart, and during her massively popular concerts, both Hannah and Miley -- who are the same person -- perform on stage. But, if that's not confusing enough, Hannah / Miley also uses a body double during her concerts.

To help speed the transition from Hannah to Miley, there is a production element during the performance of "We Got The Party" incorporating a body double for Miley. After Hannah has completed the featured verse on the duet with The Jonas Brothers, a body double appears approximately one to two minutes prior to the end of the song in order to allow Miley to remove the Hannah wig and costume and transform into Miley for her solo set. Other than during this very brief transitional moment in the show, Miley performs live during the entirety of both the Hannah and Miley segments of the concert.

What? Can anyone else follow that? What the hell is going on? And which one is a Bratz Doll? Hannah or Miley? And which one got naked in High School Musical?

Fuck this: I can't tell the difference between any of them. I just wish that Hannah or Miley or the Bratz doll or whoever would develop a goddamn drug addiction or get pregnant or start sleeping with Milo Ventimiglia so I can distinguish between them all. This is ridiculous.