Youthful
Teri Hatcher is being sued by Hydroderm after breaking an "exclusive endorsement deal" she signed with the company in 2005, by allegedly promoting products for City Cosmetics."Hatcher's name, image and likeness have been linked to so many competitors' products (at least 17!) that it is anyone's guess as to what product keeps her skin and lips youthful," said the lawsuit.
What keeps Teri Hatcher's skin and lips youthful? Uh, is "no substance known to mankind" an acceptable answer? If the people at Hydroderm had three collective brain cells to knock around between them, they might see that the best course of action here is the same you'd take when accidentally cutting a burrito fart in the middle of your office -- clear your throat inconspicuously, back away slowly and pretend it never happened.
Youthful: Young or seeming young; typical or characteristic of young people.Antonyms: Old, decrepit, elderly, etc. This face is a good example of whatever the complete opposite of youthful means.
Fuck. What a dumper Teri Hatcher is. Some people shouldn't be allowed to age; Teri's one of those people. I never thought she was much of a looker even back in the sixties when she was in her early thirties.