Vampirism

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Is it just me, or does it look like Janine Turner hasn't eaten or been exposed to sunlight in the 12 years since "Northern Exposure" went off the air? I'm not sure I'd stand close to her without a clove of garlic attached to a string around my neck and a wooden stake in my back pocket. If I'm not mistaken, Janine may have come down with a bad case of vampirism. And she looks like she could use a little blood right about now. Yikes.

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Vampirism: Non-contagious disease in which you are unwilling transformed into a preternatural being who sustains life by consuming and draining the blood from human victims.


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Jo 'Mama' Besser said:

A webster's definition which doubles as an Anne Rice primer. How ver preternatural of you