
Which one of these is not like the other?
Looks like Kelly Osbourne has fallen on hard times; she's apparently begun her career as a street performer -- one of those
statuesque mimes who stands completely still until a 11-year-old girl walks by, at which point she blows a whistle and makes the preadolescent wet her pants and wail for her mommy. Above, she's posing with several tourists in exchange for a value meal at McDonalds.

Statuesque: Like or suggesting a statue, as in massive or majestic dignity, grace, or beauty.
Ha! The 'tourists' would just die to know they weren't credited! Fame-whores the lot of them! LOL that no one cares!