Snaps: Douchie
Your daily dose of Britney skanking it up. (usemycomputer)Casey Aldridge, you are NOT the father! (Yeeeah!)
Well John Mayer, bragging about being taller than bloggers certainly qualifies you as douchie. Since you were wondering and all. (Agent Bedhead)
Jessica Alba bumpwatch. (Evil Beet)
The most self important union next to Brangelina has effectively crumbled. (divorced.html">IDLYITW)
Ivanka Trump shows off her assets. And not the "financial" kind, either. (The Blemish)
Sharon Osbourne makes poor African children massage her ass. What?! (Best Celeb Gossip)
Oh, go suck a fat one, Oprah. (Pajiba)
Guess what Johnny boy, trying to define douchebaggery while excluding your bad-ass self is the quintessential example of being, a douchebag.
....and by the looks of it, a douchebag who has his eyebrows shaped regularly. Nothing wrong with that, except it makes him look like Granpa Munster!