Cute as a button Jennifer Love Hewitt shows off her antique engagement ring. (Celebslam)

Megan Fox tries to look cool. Ahhh, nope -- not happening. (cityrag)

Unlike Johnny Depp who has a cool pass for life. (IDLYITW)

Britney Spears blackmailing Paris Hilton sounds slightly less plausible than the plot of an episode of "Inspector Gadget." (Yeeeah!)

Somebody get Malibu out of retirement! American Gladiators is back -- motherfuckers! (Pajiba)

Jee-sus Christ. Jessica Alba still sounds like a broken fucking record. (Popoholic)

Who wears short shorts? Hayden Panettiere wears short shorts! (The Blemish)

Who wants Britney's scraps? (DListed)