Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Posh Spice puts it on tight, and squeezes out the excess. Click at your own risk. (Yeeeah!)

A Monday without Rihanna cleavage is like a Monday without sunshine. And by sunshine I mean toxic poisoning. (Egotastic)

Not doing it for you? Well, how about Katherine McPhee in a short, short thing? (Usemycomputer) Oh, and Vanna White looks pretty decent for being 93. (Ditto)

Maria Sharapove gives child first orgasm. (The Blemish)

If this is what the kids listen to today, then God save the future of America. Who knew there was such a thing as a Pink knock-off. (Evil Beet)

The Scientologists have wrapped their arms around another unwitting victim (Ayyyy!)

Helena Bonham Carters spits out kid; world rejoices. (Celebitchy)

And one blogging empire mocks another (Jossip) and then attempts to make Webster her bitch, too. (Jossip)