Sooo... Fergie and Josh Duhamel announced their engagement yesterday. I bet you're all expecting for me to make some mean joke at their expense, but that's where you're wrong. Who am I to naysay their love? Anyway, isn't it supposed to be all romantic and shit when pretty people fall in love with ugly people, despite their inherent ugliness? That's why Beauty and the Beast is such a timeless classic. Far be it from me to argue with "a tale as old as time."