The lack of intelligence in this photo is stunning. You could throw a couple of prokaryotic organisms into a petri dish and generate more brain power than the hurricane of retardation swirling around in this image. Kevin Federline and Paris Hilton sharing the same air space? I'm amazed that the black hole of vacuity hasn't sucked the rest of the partygoers into its empty maw. Hell, there is more intelligence in their venereal diseases than in their brains, and honestly, if I had to choose whether to spend New Year's Eve with K-Fed and Paris Hilton, or their chlamydia, I think I'd crack open the antibiotics and start dancing!