Man Ruiner
Jessica Simpson attended Sunday night's Cowboys-Eagles game to cheer on new boyfriend Tony Romo, wearing a pink and white version of his #9 jersey. Unfortunately for her, the game turned out to be the worst of Romo's entire career, ending with a quarterback rating of 22.2. Whatever that means.Her new boyfriend struggled all game, throwing three interceptions and fumbling the ball twice as his heavily favored Cowboys lost to the Philadelphia Eagles 10-6. At one point, the network even showed a montage of Simpson, 27, spliced with shots of Romo's bad throws.
Now I don't know much about football, but from what I've gathered, getting beat by the Eagles is pretty much on par with getting beat by a bunch of little girls. If the little girls in question were near sighted and pigeon-toed, anyway. So I think it's pretty clear what's going on here -- Jessica Simpson is a bona fide man ruiner who sucks at everything.
Man Ruiner: The kind of woman that has the effect on a man's testicles as pouring salt on a slug -- they shrivel up and die, leaving the man a useless shell of what he used to be.
Hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa...... suck it Dallas!
Stacey, Love the comments initially, and anything that demeans the Cowboys in general, but why hate on the Eagles! I mean, c'mon... And if you don't want to believe some random commentor (i.e. me), then just ask Seth or Dustin. Best otherwise.
Just when I thought I couldn't hate her anymore she goes and wears a fucking pink jersey. I don't have time to do justice to the level of hatred I have for chicks who claim to be sports fans but would rather wear pink than their team's colors. Not to mention - fuck the NFL and the NBA and MLB for selling that shit in the first place. It's galling. And offensive. Bah!
By the way Stace, in case you didn't notice... I so called TR's meltdown at the hands of the walking sex doll. Never in my life have I so wanted to be wrong.