Filthy
Remember a few months ago, when Democratic Presidential Candidate, Joe Biden, got himself in a thicket of trouble for calling Barack Obama the first African-American running for president who is actually "clean and a nice-looking guy"? I wonder what he'd say about Taye Diggs. I mean, he's wearing a Tide t-shirt!
Personally, I'll take Taye Diggs dirty. And, I mean, dirty. The filthy, nasty, unspeakable things I could do with that man and a refrigerator full of ripe fruit. Lord, hold me back.
Filthy: Sexual; dirty minded, nasty thoughts, like the ones I'm having right now about Taye Diggs, a stool, and a utility closet.
Too bad Tide is actually selling their shirts for charity to help families who are victims of disasters.
Bet those families don't think he's too dirty.
Fail.