Last week. we advised Superbad's Jonah Hill against standing next to Emile Hirsch at parties, knowing that the discrepancy in physical attractiveness would kill any chance of him getting lucky that night. Fame and money will only get you so far -- after all, if you put a piece of chocolate wedding cake next to a Hostess Ding Dong, who the hell is gonna go home with the fat guy, right? Well, Jonah apparently took our advice, choosing to hang out with Jorge "Hurley" Garcia at the Breakthrough of the Year Awards, thus ensuring that he'd see some action at night's end. Unfortunately, the bastard didn't pass along the same advice to Hurley, which is why that poor bastard spent some time standing next to Emile Hirsch and ended up going home with only a gift bag, while Jonah Hill got lucky and went home with Ben Foster. Meanwhile, Christopher "McLovin'" Mintz-Plasse apparently spent the evening hanging out with Rumer Willis, because he was the big winner at night's end. Nice take, McLovin'!