Here's a tip, Hayden: Limit yourself to no more than 5 layers of foundation and, when it comes to applying lipstick, try not to slather yourself in it. What'd you get? The cherry-flavored variety? Yeah. I know it's tempting to eat it, but try to contain yourself. And if you are sharing make-up artists with fucking Krusty the Clown, you might want to look into someone who is more experienced with people, instead of decorating birthday cakes.

Here are some more images of Hayden from the GQ Man of the Year red carpet, but I must warn those with coulrophobia against clicking on the images.