Despite the fact that she continues to fail at life in every conceivable way, Amy Winehouse has inexplicably picked up six Grammy nominations, including album of the year (Back to Black), song of the year ("Rehab"), and best new artist.

Uhhh, just a hunch ... But somehow I get the feeling that unless they started filling those little golden phonographs with blow, Amy Winehouse probably doesn't really care much about winning a Grammy award these days.