Apple

Presley_120707.jpgRemember when Lisa Marie Presley was in her 20's and everyone used to gush about how she looked like young "hot Elvis" and etcetera? Well, now she's nearing 40 and I guess it turns out the apple really doesn't fall far from the peanut-butter and bacon sandwich loving tree. Grease her up with Crisco and stuff her into one of those bedazzled white and gold jumpsuits and it'll be like ol' Elvis never even left the building.

fat elvis.jpgApple: A metaphor sometimes used to mean offspring, as in "apple doesn't fall far from the tree" or "fruit of the loins." Mmm... "Elvis loins."


2 Comments


F.C. said:

Let's forget for a second that Lisa Marie looks like she should have been in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Has Priscilla officially been crowned "Queen of the Damned" yet?


matt said:

oh Lisa Marie: my ex wife has the same name, is the same age and just went through the same thing.

now why is it i have it so bad for victoria beckham?