Unhealthy Defined
Characterized by or symptomatic of disturbed mental health.

Daisy Rojas, 31, a stripper at Scores in NYC, has put out an all points bulletin after her two dogs, Charles and Darwin, were dognapped outside of a restaurant she was eating at. She's got the police on the hunt, she's posting fliers around the city, and she's enrolled the New York Daily news to help fetch the pooches, which were wearing matching Louis Vuitton leashes when they were nipped. Clearly, Rojas has put a lot of money into the pups, having paid nearly $8,000 for the pair. But her relationship with those dogs might also suggest a slight mental imbalance.

Rojas showed the Daily News the many pictures of her dogs decorating her apartment, including a portrait painted of her posing with Charles and Darwin. She said she even had the dogs baptized and gave The News a peek of a tattoo she has of her dogs' names.

"They're the ones that when I'm down and I hold them, I have no worries," said Rojas, adding that her locker at Scores East is festooned with more photos of her pets.

Tattoos? Dog baptisms? A portrait? Oh, wow: There's no telling what kind of daddy issues drove this woman to advertise her body for cash, but this sort of behavior suggests all sorts of unhealthy attachment issues. I mean, c'mon, lady. Dogs don't need baptisms -- it's a well known fact that there are no conditions on admittance to doggy heaven. Baptisms are not only gratuitous, they suggest a lack of faith in Doggy Jesus.