I haven't the first idea what possessed me for the first time in months to click over onto Perez Hilton's garish gossip blog, where the English language goes to die. But, while I was there, I couldn't help but notice a quick story he posted about how Jonathan Rhys Meyer's recent arrest at a Dublin airport for drunk and disorderly conduct may have had something to do with the death of his mother, who had been ill for the past few weeks and sadly passed away yesterday in a Irish hospital. And along with this little story, Perez included the above photo -- tactful, Mr. Hilton. A man's mother has just passed and you etch-a-sketch semen on his lips. Even classier: His headline suggests that Meyers was the one who died.

You are a winner, Perez.