Britney tries to 'splain away those positive drug test results. (Yeeeah!)

Don't even think about photoshopping Kelly Ripa's freakishly outtie bellybutton. (Popbytes)

Heidi Montag's head is filled with lies and rubbish. (DListed)

Anyone taking bets whether on not Lohan gets arrested again before she's even done her community service? Vegas odds, people! (Celebslam)

All Gwen's kid needs is a 'tard helmet to complete the ensemble. (Agent Bedhead)

Dustin and Natalie, sittin' in a tree... (Ayyyy!)

At least Jessica still has good ol' Papa Joe, right? Right? (IDLYITW)

Sean Penn's marriage to Madonna wasn't totally meaningless, because he like learned stuff. (Celebitchy)