American Idol winners sweep the AMA's, proving they're still as relevant today as they ever were. (Yeeeah!)

More affirmation to the above statement. (Evil Beet)

Dammit Kanye, it's really hard to make fun of you when you're making us all cry. So feel better soon, okay? (Celebitchy)

Victoria Secret continues selling practical undergarments to the discriminating woman. Or like, the opposite of that. (Ayyyy!)

Jessica Alba taunts Rachel Bilson with her sexy. (IDLYITW)

Britney's not allowed to drive with her kids any more. Which means of course, that we'll probably be seeing a lot more of Britney driving with her kids. (Celebslam)

Angelina Jolie is a demonic succubus. In the movie... Because, did you think that -- ? Oh wait. No, you're right. (Pajiba)