Evan Rachel Wood isn't a lesbian. She's just motherfucking mental. (Evil Beet)

Jake and Reese "attend church" together. Is that a euphemism for something else? (Celebitchy)
 
If Natalie Portman tries hard enough, maybe she can get a date with duckie. (Popoholic)

Janice Dickinson will eat your breasts ... wait a sec. Huh? What? (The Blemish)

Come on, Kate. Owen was just starting to feel better. Why you gotta dangle your tongue in somebody else's throat? (poponthepop)

You are right about that, Ms. Gellar. Ain't nobody gonna mistake you for a porn star. (Ayyyy)

You're not going to get anyone to appreciate you for your "talent," if you dress like that, Charlize. (Usemycomputer)