Snaps: Unsavory
Just because Hayden Panettiere turned 18 doesn't mean she feels legal. Unsavory! (Egotastic)Matt Damon as the sexiest man alive? Has anyone every seen his fingernail moons? Ghastly and troll-like! Ding. (IDLYITW)
Jay Leno is jumping ship and going to Fox in 2009. The National Enquirer said so, therefore it is. (Celebitchy)
Marie Osmond's kid is going to rehab for unspecified reasons. How about this for a reason: Because he's Marie Osmond's kid. (Celebslam)
Heather Graham looks like she just got fucked while standing on her head. The look works. (Evil Beet)
Sarah Michelle Gellar has finally taken Freddie's last name -- you'd have thought it would've been the other around. (The Daily Stab)
The sisterhood's traveling pants have been bleached and reproduced. (Ayyyy!)
Oh brrrrother, can't wait for Hayden Pantystains to sink back into well deserved obscurity.
And, uh.... Sarah Michelle Prince? Sorry, not seeing it, how about, he drops the name and adopts a symbol? I'm thinking ....something that resembles a limp phallus.
I think she was right to protest against killing dolphins http://www.spymac.com/details?2294183