Woody Harrelson wasn't good enough for Jessica Simpson. (Celebitchy)

Sarah Michelle Gellar still has the svelte figure of a 11 year old girl. (Fatback)

Was K-Fed playing that poor Spears girl all along? (Yeeeah!)

Lindsay Lohan is the color of an Oompa Loopma. (Celebslam)

Nancy Grace's twins try to escape from her evil, evil uterus. (Jossip)

Kelly Brock has got a new lingerie line and huge knockers. (The Blemish)

Bee Movie is slightly more tolerable than your average children's CGI film. (Pajiba)