Check out the craptacular movie poster for Katie Holmes craptacular new movie. (Ayyyy!)

Eva Longoria loves the wiener. I mean loooves it. (Celebslam)

Christina flashes her "birthin' hole" for eagerly waiting cameras. (Celebitchy)

The doctor who killed Kanye's mom gives the big F-U to Larry King. (Jossip)

Even the fake Paris Hilton is sick of Paris Hilton. (Agent Bedhead)

Britney Spears will be disappointed when she figures out what Private Dick really means. (Yeeeah!)

Kerri Russell stars in another movie that will turn your innards to mush -- in a good way. (Pajiba)