K Fed and Britney's monthly financial rundown, for your reading pleasure. (Yeeeah!)

Jennifer Garner makes her Broadway debut, and according to Ben Affleck, she did "fine." Aww? (DListed)

Coco dressed as a ginormous ass for Halloween this year. (IDLYITW)

Hey, anyone wonder what "Sabrina the Teenage Witch" has been up to lately? (Socialite's Life)

So allegedly there's some actress in "Two and a Half Men" who's pretty. Having never seen a minute of the show, I can't confirm or deny. (Popoholic)

Matthew Perry does his best Joaquin Phoenix. (cityrag)

Here's one for all the kids who used to be fat in Junior High. But if you weren't fat but instead wore *ahem* red glasses like Sally Jesse, you'll probably like it too. (Pajiba)