She says, "I was really surprised that I felt that exposed. There are certain moments where I felt actually shy - and called home, just to explain that the fun movie that I had done that was digital animation was, in fact, a little different than we expected."

Jesus H., when did Angelina Jolie turn into such a damn prude? Maybe that would also explain why she showed up to the Beowulf premiere Monday evening wearing this frigging trench coat. Remember the good old days, when Angie showed up to premieres fresh after a quick hump in the back of a limo, wearing vials of blood around her neck? Now she wears figure concealing coats that come to her ankles and complains that the cartoon is "too racy." The look on Brad's face says it all, my friends -- for that is the look of a man who goes to bed with Angelina Jolie every night, but does not ever have sex with Angelina Jolie. I believe the scientific term is "bait and switch."