Opportunism
Opportunism Defined
Taking advantage of opportunities without regard for the consequences for others.
Katherine Heigl, a.k.a., Skank Cancer, took time away from pretending to give a damn about the writer's strike to unveil her new fragrance over the weekend. Heigl is the new face of Nautica's first female fragrance. The perfume is called My Voyage for Her, and I understand it perfectly combines the smells of jasmine, skank, and opportunism. I hear reports that, during its unveiling, the emcee mispronounced Katherine's last name and she maced him with her new fragrance and stormed off the photo shoot. On her way out, she ripped a picketer's sign out of his hand, shoved him to the ground, smiled for a photo, and tossed the sign into a dumpster on the way to her limo.
Pffffft.... NAUTICA? the brand used by dorks who think they're fashionable?
Should have opted for Brut instead. AT least when you get that shit at Walgreens, you are being honest with yourself.
Why are you giving her a hard time for absolutely no reason whatsoever? Who are you to judge her stance on the strike? And why are you not giving all the other celebs are hard time who were also on the picket line? Did Katherine wrong you in a previous life or something? You need some anger management I think.
Simmer down SCAB, why don't you go scabbing with your other scab buddies.
WU TANG FOR....err... WORKERS UNITE!!!! WOOOOOT
Nobody gives a rat's ass about the writer's strike, or even celebs for that matter. She's very pretty.
She looks old, is she even 30 yet?
Katherine is a sweetheart - one of the few really down to earth and real celebs in Hollywood. Very humble and very gorgeous.
I want to see her trip & fall flat on her ass!
Just once...
Heigl sucks. Goddamn, she looks used up.