Lame Defined
A characteristic exhibited by persons who are boring, unadventurous, and prone to censoring the expressions of others.

If you think Renee Zellweger's sucking on a lemon face, K.D. Lang haircut and zero body fat belong to the deceptive facade of somebody who is really fun and interesting -- well, not so much. But on the upside, the age old theory of 'You can't judge a stupid, lame book by it's cover' has finally been debunked.

"I'm not a big scene girl," the Cold Mountain Oscar winner, 38, tells Harper's Bazaar for its December issue. "If I see the scene once a year, that's more than plenty."

A perfect night for Texas-born Zellweger? Staying in and watching CNN, apparently. Newscaster "Anderson Cooper would probably be involved at some juncture," she says.

Boy, she sounds about as fun as a barrel of dead kittens. I bet that one time a year she does "hit the scene" she's totally the life of the party though -- telling fascinating stories about her cats and houseplants until a drunk loudly proclaims "Who the fuck invited Renee Zellweger?" Then it's back to chamomile tea and Anderson Cooper for another year.

Renee photographed at the recent premiere of Bee Movie.