Hunger Pangs
Pains in the abdominal region which occur in the early stages of hunger or fasting and are correlated with contractions of the empty stomach or intestines

This is an odd way to say something: In December’s Elle, Keira Knightley confesses, “I love romantic films ... But I don’t like being raped by sugar.”

Er. That's actually pretty charged word to use to describe your distaste for a certain brand of rom-com -- I'm not sure that it's the term I'd use, Keira. But, while we're on the topic, I'm not sure it'd be such a bad idea to maybe, you know, mess around with a little sugar. Maybe, get a little frisky with some custard. Make love to a quart of cream. Fornicate with a baked potato. Shag a bowl of gravy. Get dirty with some rice and beans. Maybe put on some boots and fuck a flank steak. You get where I'm going here, right Keira? A big old orgy with a buffet table?

Grab a bite, hon. I can't look at you without contracting hunger pangs.