Hard

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(via Urban Dictionary) Gangsta. From the streets. Always gettin their hustle on. One who keeps it real. Someone that doesn't let "the man" hold them down.

Lindsay Lohan served just 84 minutes of her 24 hour minimum sentence yesterday, which was part of a plea deal from her two DUI cases earlier this year.

We here at Webster's is my Bitch heard that Lindsay is so hard, that when they took her in for booking she grabbed her crotch and oinked at the cop, and was all like, "You want a piece of this, pig?" And then the cop was all like, "Alright Missy, you want to make it two hours?" So that shut her up pretty fast -- 'cause a bitch knows when not to cross the line.