Hey Katie -- nice hairstyle, bitch. You steal that from me? Throw a little purple in there, and we're, like, dead ringers for one another, only I'm not a wackjob who leases my womb out to The Galactic Confederacy. I like the modestly applied makeup, too -- you slick that Bai-do back and you'd fit right in a Robert Palmer video.

Oh, and Tom: Awesome trophy, man. It's pretty. I've always wanted a golden fawn in my trophy case, too -- you can put it next to the golden sheep, the golden calf, and the golden virgin, thus completing your golden manger just in time for the holidays. Dickbag.