Flee Defined
To run away, as from danger or pursuers; take flight.

Disproving recently reported baby bump rumors, Katie Holmes ran the 26.2 mile New York Marathon Sunday morning, clocking in at impressive 5:29:58 -- yet tragically still not managing to flee the island where she remains held captive by husband/cult leader Tom Cruise.

Before her arrival, inside the banquet tent set up in Central Park - and with his daughter at his side - Cruise told PEOPLE that he is "very" proud of Holmes, whom he finds "inspired. She trained for three months." At that point, any other observations about his wife were interrupted by Suri, whom Cruise had to start chasing around the tent. Noted the famous father: "She's a runner!"

Suri's no fool. She knows Daddy's crazy and Mommy hasn't been running like Forrest Gump for nothing. If little Suri has got any shot whatsoever she better start learning to run herself while she can -- before the full Scientology brainwashing rituals take place. Now who says Darwinism is a lie? It's survival of the fittest, right before our very eyes!