Duh Defined
Used to comment on a statement or assertion perceived as obvious.

Today in "no fucking shit" news, Jennifer Lopez made the grand announcement of the coming of the Latino Jesus Christ in Miami last night at the last stop of her and husband Rat Face McGee's "El Cantante" tour. The crowd's reaction was decidedly a mixture of excitement and "duh."

"Marc and I are expecting." She continued: "This is a special time in our lives. And we waited until the last show to tell you." After her announcement, Anthony kissed Lopez's belly and said: "I didn't know she was going to talk."

Oh, gag me with a spoon. He didn't know she was going to talk? Just what in the hell did Rat Face expect -- that J. Lo was going to let the world know she was eating chalupas for two by writing a crappy, Spanish-language song about it? Come to think of it, let's all thank God for small favors that she didn't.