Doggone Defined
Used to express feelings of annoyance, surprise, or pleasure.

After being hospitalized earlier this week due to complications from giving birth to twins, Nancy Grace is reportedly doing "doggone good," according to her husband David Linch.

As of Wednesday morning, Grace was "doing pretty doggone good," says Linch, adding that her medication "has had a dramatic impact" on Grace's condition.

"She is breathing effortlessly now," Linch says. "The swelling around her legs and feet have pretty much gone away." He adds that Grace will likely stay on medication "for a couple of months to make sure everything is okay and prevent any other clots."

Gee willikers, what kind of freaky asshole uses words like doggone to describe his wife's medical condition? Oh yeah, the same kind of freaky asshole that would put his johnson anywhere near this crazy witch. Plus, how old is she? Like a hundred? A guy that would be into that sort of thing probably also collects Hummel figurines and human hair in his spare time.