Cockmonch Defined
(Via the Urban Dictionary) Male: A stupid asshole who never knows what he's talking about but brings other people down to make himself feel better about himself.

Not sure if you've heard, but Bill O's latest dust-up comes with his outrage - outrage I says! -- at the new movie Redacted, produced by Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban. Redacted is a fictionalization of true story rape and murder of an Iraqi teen by U.S. soldiers, directed by Brian De Palma. And Papa Bear says that the flick will drum up lots of anti-American hatred and thus it is an anti-American film -- America haters!!! -- so he plans to protest it in support of the troops.

Anyway, Cuban and O'Reilly have been going back and forth, and Cuban has now said he'd like to have a legit debate with Papa Bear, moderated by Keith Olbermann. Of course this will never happen, but a girl can dream, right? Cause I would pay good hard cash to watch Cuban take it to the king of cockmonches.